Good News/ Bad News

• Spent the last three days in Boston/ Back in Tennessee for another two and a half weeks
• Finally moved into new apartment/ Ninety percent of my body now covered in bruises
• New Jamiroquai album a lot of fun/ iPod battery acting sketchy
• Negotiated settlement in company’s biggest litigation ever, avoiding potentially devastating trial verdict/ Thus, paying scads of money to undeserving suit-mongers in knee-jerk fear of Texas “justice”
• Jennifer Aniston kicking ass and taking names/ Billy Idol
• Knoxville airport provides free wi-fi access/ More metropolitan terminals, like D.C., Boston and Cincinnati do not
• Sen. Frist supports stem-cell research/ Sen. Santorum still an ass-wrench
• Stunning aerial view of the Capital from my window seat during take-off/ As seen through nauseating fog of reddish-brown pollution
• Red Sox win/ Lingering headache brought on by trade maaadness