Beingonadietrendersmeincapableofwritingcoherentsentencesbecausenothing
elsegoesthroughmybrainexcepthowbadlyIwantafewslicesofgoudandmaybea
fudgsicleandaglassfomerlotandohmygodisbeingtenpoundsthinnerreallyworth
itifonlyIdidnthavetowearawhitedressinfrontofhunderedsofpeopleonthemost
photographeddayofmylifepleasekillmenow.
Oh my gracious petunia, someone tell me its almost time for dinner?!
May 4, 2007
Reasons to Feed Me
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2 comments:
Ha! Dieting already? That's true dedication to The Day!
Oh friend. You will be STUNNING in that amazing dress! Eat the fudgesicle. :)
butiknowwhatyoumean...
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