September 17, 2005

Flying with the Stars

On my return flight to Massachusetts, I witnessed a six year old girl astutely absorbing the latest issue of InTouch magazine. Unsure if this made her precocious or brain-dead, I was simultaneously both impressed and horrified.

Speaking of which, only in Los Angeles can you look across the escalator in Barnes & Noble and find that the hot man giving you the sex-eye is also an actor of some notoriety. Can't swing a dead cat without hitting a famous person in that town-- I wasn't even there for 12 hours. And people wonder why I want to stay in Beantown?!

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